Stupid kids invent radio controlled bog roll truck holder
This is conclusive proof that kids shouldn’t be allowed to invent things, nor indeed should they be allowed in public, or to be around sharp objects. Their stupidity could prove dangerous to themselves, and to others.
Three moronic Americans have somehow managed to get press time for their ‘invention’ of sticking two rolls of bog roll onto a radio controlled truck, and are arguing that the invention (I’m going to stop calling it that now) is in some way useful if you happen to run out of toilet roll.
They’ve even had the audacity to turn up at the 13th annual marketplace for kids, where young inventors and entrepreneurs gather to show off their genius.
These idiots must have stuck out like a pube in an ice cream.
Dylan Kleinjan, one of the genius kids behind the concept of ‘bog roll on rc truck’ tried desperately not to sound like a moron:
If you run out of toilet paper it can be a problem but if you have the Toilet Paper Taker you can use the remote control to bring you more.
Surely, if you run out of toilet paper you’re reliant on having the remote control for your radio controlled truck with you at the time in order for it to bring you more? Why not just take toilet roll into the toilet if you think you might run out, rather than your RC truck remote?
And just how is the truck going to open the crapper door, or do you go for a dump with the door open, RC remote in hand, just in case you need to be followed in by your RC truck?
The idiots, that included Seth Kenna and Cody Lutman, had simply stuck two bog roll holders onto the side of a radio controlled truck (what innovators) and had hoped to gain some interest at the fare. Sadly, no one was interested in investing…
That does surprise me. They’re even arguing that the truck, named the ‘Toilet Paper Taker’ has a wide range of applications???
Dylan claims:
It is good for camping too.
Just how is it good for camping? The intellectual kids spent a whole two weeks on this crud before attending the fare and wasting everyone’s time.
The organisers of the event claim that their goal isn’t for the kids to produce viable products, it’s for them to go through the process of inventing and developing an idea. So we’re pandering to idiots now and patronising them? It’s political correctness gone mad.
Roger Johnson, the Agriculture Commissioner for North Dakota said:
It is a good program. It is about fourth- through sixth-graders believing in themselves. I tell the kids three things: learn something, because it is a school day, teach something, because they are here to show off their project, and to have fun.
The Toilet Paper Taker will NOT be on sale at all good model shops in the near future.
Morons.
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